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Best Programmer T-Shirts

It’s holiday time, and what better way to reward your favorite programmer geek than with a T-shirt?  Following are some of my favorite programmer T-shirts:

 

Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Java Programmer Light Bulb Joke shirt

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Back: You’re still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.

 

I Manage Programmers

Managing programmers shirt

Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!

 

Will Code for Food

Will Write Code For Food. shirt

Front: Will Write Code For Food.

Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov

 

Bigger & Better Idiots

As programmers create bigger & better idiot pro... shirt

Front: As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!

 

Multi-Threaded

multithreaded t-shirt shirt

Front: multithreaded t-shirt

 

Don’t Panic

I'm a Programmer shirt

Front: DON’T PANIC!  I’m a programmer

 

Programmers Never Die

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without ... shirt

Front: Programmers never die:  They just GOSUB without RETURN.

 

PHP

PHP Pretty Hot Programmer shirt

Front & Back: PHP  pretty hot programmer

 

Do It in Binary

Programmers do it Binary shirt

Front: PROGRAMMERS DO IT IN BINARY

 

Pale Skinny Guys

Pale Skinny Male shirt

Front: Chicks dig pale skinny guys that write code.

 

More RAM

Geeks do it with more RAM shirt

Front: Geeks do it with more RAM

 

Will Not Fix Your Computer

Fix it yourself shirt

Front: No, I will not fix your computer.

 

Programming is an Art Form

Programming is an art form that fights back. shirt

Front: Programming is an art form that fights back.

 

ASCII Stupid Question

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! shirt

Front: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

 

Please Don’t Tell Mama

Please don't tell mama I'm a programmer-she sti... shirt

Front: Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano in a cathouse…

 

Definition of a Programmer

Definition of a programmer shirt

Front: pro’ gram mer (n.)  An organism that converts caffeine into code.

 

No Place Like Home

There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 T-Shirt shirt

Front: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

 

Programmer Riddle

Programmer Riddle 1 shirt

Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

 

 If Whitespace Was Truly White

If whitespace was truly white... shirt

Front: If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.

 

If You Don’t Like My Attitude

call:1-800-555-RTFM shirt

Front: Tech #710  If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM

 

Change the World

<I tried to change the world, but I couldn't fi... shirt

Front: <I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code>