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Best Programmer T-Shirts

It’s holiday time, and what better way to reward your favorite programmer geek than with a T-shirt?  Following are some of my favorite programmer T-shirts:


Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Java Programmer Light Bulb Joke shirt

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Back: You’re still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.


I Manage Programmers

Managing programmers shirt

Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!


Will Code for Food

Will Write Code For Food. shirt

Front: Will Write Code For Food.

Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov


Bigger & Better Idiots

As programmers create bigger & better idiot pro... shirt

Front: As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!



multithreaded t-shirt shirt

Front: multithreaded t-shirt


Don’t Panic

I'm a Programmer shirt

Front: DON’T PANIC!  I’m a programmer


Programmers Never Die

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without ... shirt

Front: Programmers never die:  They just GOSUB without RETURN.



PHP Pretty Hot Programmer shirt

Front & Back: PHP  pretty hot programmer


Do It in Binary

Programmers do it Binary shirt



Pale Skinny Guys

Pale Skinny Male shirt

Front: Chicks dig pale skinny guys that write code.


More RAM

Geeks do it with more RAM shirt

Front: Geeks do it with more RAM


Will Not Fix Your Computer

Fix it yourself shirt

Front: No, I will not fix your computer.


Programming is an Art Form

Programming is an art form that fights back. shirt

Front: Programming is an art form that fights back.


ASCII Stupid Question

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! shirt

Front: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!


Please Don’t Tell Mama

Please don't tell mama I'm a programmer-she sti... shirt

Front: Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano in a cathouse…


Definition of a Programmer

Definition of a programmer shirt

Front: pro’ gram mer (n.)  An organism that converts caffeine into code.


No Place Like Home

There's No Place Like T-Shirt shirt

Front: There’s no place like


Programmer Riddle

Programmer Riddle 1 shirt

Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?


 If Whitespace Was Truly White

If whitespace was truly white... shirt

Front: If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.


If You Don’t Like My Attitude

call:1-800-555-RTFM shirt

Front: Tech #710  If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM


Change the World

<I tried to change the world, but I couldn't fi... shirt

Front: <I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code>