It’s holiday time, and what better way to reward your favorite programmer geek than with a T-shirt?  Following are some of my favorite programmer T-shirts:

Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Back: You’re still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.

I Manage Programmers

Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!

Will Code for Food

Front: Will Write Code For Food.

Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov

Bigger & Better Idiots

Front: As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!

Multi-Threaded

Front: multithreaded t-shirt

Don’t Panic

Front: DON’T PANIC!  I’m a programmer

Programmers Never Die

Front: Programmers never die:  They just GOSUB without RETURN.

PHP

Front & Back: PHP  pretty hot programmer

Do It in Binary

Front: PROGRAMMERS DO IT IN BINARY

Pale Skinny Guys

Front: Chicks dig pale skinny guys that write code.

More RAM

Front: Geeks do it with more RAM

Will Not Fix Your Computer

Front: No, I will not fix your computer.

Programming is an Art Form

Front: Programming is an art form that fights back.

ASCII Stupid Question

Front: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Please Don’t Tell Mama

Front: Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano in a cathouse…

Definition of a Programmer

Front: pro’ gram mer (n.)  An organism that converts caffeine into code.

No Place Like Home

Front: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Programmer Riddle

Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

 If Whitespace Was Truly White

Front: If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.

If You Don’t Like My Attitude

Front: Tech #710  If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM

Change the World

Front: <I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code>